Everytime You Mention Two-Point-Oh…God Kills A Kitten
It’s a lazy Saturday 2.0 afternoon. I’ve just woke up from my state of the art Sleep 2.0 about 2 hours ago and am feeling kind of hungry. I guess it is time for some Lunch 2.0.
Enough of all those 2.0 shit already ok? Web is web, there’s no Web 2.0. Business is business, there’s no Business 2.0. And so are most of the things in this world. Since when do we version-ize everything?
Let’s count how many kittens are being killed during Nexus 2007 which will be taking place in Singapore next week. Who’s with me? I think I’m going to bring a counter to count the number of kittens being killed in that 1 event alone. Oh. and don’t start with “3.0″, I’m sure God is going to wipe out the whole population of a species with a mention of that word.
“I’m in the mood tonight. Let’s have some Sex 2.0 and make a Baby 2.0″.
Damn, don’t you hate buzzwords?
- Image adapted from “Every time you masturbate… God kills a kitten” Wikipedia entry.
March 17th, 2007 / 9 Comments / Trackback