Linux Is Un-American
If you need a good laugh for the weekend, check out this site - Shelly The Republican, especially these articles:
And guess what software Osama Bin Laden uses on his laptop?
If you guessed it was Linux you would be 100% right. Osama uses Linux because he knows designed to counterfit DVDs, curcumventing the Digital Millenium Copyright Act, and defraud companies like Disney.
Linux: A European threat to our computers
This truly uncompelling start contrasts profoundly with the Windows installation experience. There was no need to download a web-browser for Windows (Microsoft thoughtfully decided to integrate one with their operating system), so instead we downloaded a small shareware productivity utility called “Bonzi Buddy”?.
Most commonly used productivity tools are not available on Linux; For example, this program uses Microsoft Agent technology which has not yet been ported to Linux.
Linux and Windows Compared: The Facts
STR Fact File: Should I upgrade to Vista now? Yes, definitely. Vista includes an all-new sercurity system called TCP/IP which will no doubt stump foreign hackers for years. A client of mine had a Linux computer which had a virus called “Fur Elise” which caused the computer to play random melodies through it’s speaker. I told him that if he upgraded to Vista the virus would be gone. Unfortunately he failed to heed my advice, and days later the PC’s cheap foreign-made CPU had completely burned out.
Linux Zealots: If at first you don’t succeed, cheat!
Too many funny quotes from the site. What makes them funny is the fact that the authors truly believe in them, or appears so to me, and would defend them when people point out their mistakes in the comments.
Besides Linux, the site also attacks Atheists, Muslims, European, Chinese with its fucked-up arguments. The whole site is so full of shit that it’s worth checking out for a good laugh.
October 8th, 2006 / 5 Comments / Trackback